The Dogs Bollocks 🍔

so I’ve heard a lot about this atypic place and was impatient to go see it for my self… Located in GARDENS …during the day the place is called the Bitches Tits and serves a good range of breakfast and lunch dishes that i heard are quite tasty , But if I’m here its for the dinner action ! by 5pm The place is called The Dogs Bollocks and they are serving Cape towns finest Burgers !they are making a definite number of 60 burgers a night,  so better get there early if you don’t wanna miss out , this is totally different atmosphere than anywhere else , as much for the decor or service .

with Names like bitches tits or dogs bullocks , it will of course  tickle people’s curiosity , wich i find is also really clever , this is not a large place but quite long with big tables on one side , i believe you can seat 8 peeps on the same table , right after the tables there’s the open kitchen that can’t keep any secret from customers and i love it , watching your food being prepared is part of the experience in SA I’ve noticed.

so now this is not your regular table service , the waitress will bring you drinks and guide you through the menu and have a laugh with you ! very chilled service and i find it awesome ! nobody is here to be your servant , they help you but thats it, for the food order you choose the ‘BITCH’ of the table wich will write their name on the Black board with how many burgers you’re ordering , then when the chef screams your name , the ‘bitch’  go tell the order … and when it’s ready they will yell you’re name again  telling you to hurry your ass up and get you’re fucking Burgers LOL absolutely Loved the vibe , supper friendly and fun !

MENU

very simple, all burgers comes as a base with Mayo, lettuce ,pickles and tomato , after you choose from Beef, chicken or vegan Now where it gets interesting is all the different toppings with will give the name of your burger … THE OLD School , NEW Yorker , classic cheese , jalapeño and cheese etc… all that served on a massive classic Burger bun ! the also do Chicken wings but thats not why we’re here today !

i personally went for the BEEF CHILLI AND CHEESE and my friend got the burger of the moment wich was CHILLIE AND CHOCOLATE no need to say we were pretty exited about it !

CHILLI AND CHEESE

beef CHILLI with cheese on top of the beef patty…  first of all… it was really quick service less than 10 min we had the burgers… second, it looks great , very good size burger not in height but the patty and the bun are double than your regular burgers, the condiment are fresh and generous ! first bit the ingredients were very tasty, quality beef, cooked a perfect medium RARE , the chilli and the cheese got a slight kick , the flavours were going pretty well together and the generous mayo serving was perfect to my liking ;p

Solid Burger , quite filling … though it could be even better if the buns were toasted for a bit of crisp and also a bit more seasoning will be needed in the beef patty , and it would be total perfection .
we left satisfied with the experience , and i will next time try the breakfast when the place is called the bitches tits .


The dog’s bollocks (AT YARD)

6 Roodehek street , Gardens

Cape Town ,South Africa

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